Shorts

From Twitter

• @busayonyc you just starting following me now? Wtf?! And when are you gonna make me a shirt?? about 14 hours ago
• Dinner at vegetarian friend's house consisted of papaya, strawberies, hummus & beer. Countdown til I shit my pants in 5, 4, 3.... about 15 hours ago
• @NewYorkDoll10 hey, I'm just repeating what my farts told me about 2 days ago
• According to my farts, I ate a wet dog full of garbage last night about 2 days ago
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