Here are some answers to the questions I get asked frequently.

Q: Is your name pronounced "Louie," or "Lewis?"

"Louie"

Q: Then why don’t you spell it that way

Why don’t you shut up?

Q: Seriously, wouldn’t it just make it easier for everyone if you just spelled your name the way it was pronounced?

I don’t know; why don’t you spell your name P-E-N-I-S B-R-E-A-T-H, since that is a medical condition that you have.

Q: Are you related to ______ Katz?

Probably not.  Katz is a fairly common Jewish name, like Goldberg or Jewface.

Q: Why is your website louiskatzcomedy.com?

I wanted something that was both difficult to remember and unnecessarily long.  Also, www.louiskatz.com belongs to a visual effects artist, and www.louiskatz.net belongs to a thai pottery expert.  Louiskatzcomedy.com was the best I could come up with.

Q: Can I try on your glasses?

No. I am using them so I can see.  Perhaps instead you would enjoy a ride in a paraplegic’s wheelchair while he lies helplessly on the floor, Penis Breath.

Q: Did you create a “faq” section on your website just so you could also put a “saq” section?

Yes